What you say???

Infinite Force: "WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELF A PERSON OF SCIENCE WHEN YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THE BASICS OF SELF CRITILIZATION?"

A Testament To Fail

This entire site is a gigantic, creepy stalker shrine to fail. It's like they condensed trillions of terabytes of fail into one webpage. Have fun at home! Try to count the logical fallacies in this one segment!

DarwinsPredictions: "Evolutionists are commonly surprised by the scientific evidences from biology. The evidences do not fit the evolutionary expectations. Evolutionists argue strenuously that these surprises are not problems, but rather are signs of scientific progress. With each new finding, evolutionists say, we learn more about how evolution occurred. Is this true or simply a case of partisanship in science? How can we tell?"

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH! Dor sho gha! Their conclusion is so epic!

"The fact of evolution is a necessary consequence of the metaphysical assumptions evolutionists make. Metaphysical assumptions are assumptions that do not derive from science. They are made independent of science. These metaphysical assumptions that evolutionists make would be difficult to defend as necessarily true outside of evolutionary circles, but within evolution their truth is not controversial."

LMAO! The fundies accusing SCIENTISTS of making metaphysical assertions on biodiversity??? BONG!!!!!!!!!!! THEY OWE ME A NEW IRONY METER!!!!!!!

EPIC FAIL! BONG!!!

Sometimes you just have to see it to believe it.

Infinite Force: "Are you guys still holding on to your MACROevolution?

Question for the both of you? How long have you guys been building on MACROevolution?"

Feklahr: "How long have you been practicing logical fallacies and shooting loaded questions?"

Infinite Force: "What YOU call logical fallacies is natural to me since six years of age.

Shooting loaded questions? Well if this what I think it is I’ve started at 6 or 7 years of problem solving by asking myself question all the time and learning thyself.

Now...you gonna answer my question?"

Epic :headdesk:

As only "once_more" can: "Well see now; you learned something today. Adaptation can include speciation and still not be evolution.
.
:) "

High School Science FTW!

I really love being able to post stuff like this, it makes being a blogger worthwhile. Knowing that an 18 year old student can perform this level of scientific scrutiny just mends so many wounds of scientific ignorance that I often see run rampant. Jessica Terry, this Klingon hails you, "QAPLAH!"

NBC: "When doctors didn't give a Washington state high school student the answers she wanted, she took matters into her own hands.

Eighteen-year-old Jessica Terry, brought slides of her own intestinal tissue into her AP science class and correctly diagnosed herself with Crohn's disease."

Citation Needed FTW!

Pathlights: "Consider these facts, which were uncovered by Gentry’s research:

(1) The major basement rocks on our planet (granite) did not originate from the gradual cooling of molten lava, but came into being in their present solid form. That fact completely disproves the Big Bang and every evolutionary theory of the origins of stars and our world.

(2) Those major rock formations came into existence within a space of less than three minutes time! Incredible? Yes! But scientific evidence confirms it."

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand FAILS

Yeah, just take that in. Mmmmm...faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllll...

So few words...so much FAIL.

In response to science recently uncovering an interesting and unique fossil, Darwinius masillae, glass bottom boat enthusiast Josh Greenberger decided to get all retarded over at Topix about the situation.

However, nothing on this planet could defeat the FAIL power of this one little gem:

Josh Greenberger: "One fossil is NOT evidence."

*Update!*

Dor sho gha! I should have known better than to underestimate the power of fundies, peep this beaut!!!

GBCE: "fucking atheist scientists, if i had found that fossil, i would have destroyed it. why can't you leave christians alone with your bullshit theory of nothing?"

Guy'cha!!! BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIAF

The stupid just needs to die.

Another Guest: "Even science, and the "strong methodology" you describe are still based on naive realism. You can offer no proof using the scientific method to prove science, or reality is "real" - so why should there be proof of God?

...

Strong atheism also provides its own set of beliefs with no scientific "proof", and could prove to be far more dangerous to society than religion ever has been. Religion is something you have a freedom to follow or not. Moral atheism is something imposed on a populace by the state, with "experts" and "scientists" dispensing edicts supposedly backed up by science, although more likely to be driven by the whims of their political sponsors."

King of FAIL

If T Rex is King of the Dinosaurs, girasas (and their prophet, Brenda) are the Kings of FAIL!

brenda6: "If you analyze what data we do have, you will see that someone (Jesus Christ, in particular) was an example of what happens to a human being when the girasas descend and begin to live in them. Since Jesus Christ was killed, am I to assume that humanity would reject an invader of this sort? Let's say we could open the Congress to the actions of this kingdom upon just the people here in America. Let's say that Congress votes that we desire this experience and that those who are capable of sharing it and promulgating it and expanding it to others are rewarded by our government because our government has decided that this is a favorable activity to be involved in. Now how does the rest of the world react? How do our citizens who don't want it to happen to them react? Would it result in wars? Would there be inferiority complexes? Would you as a human actively seek this experience over other experiences that are available to us in life? Or do we have to fall victim to this kingdom and do we only allow it to happen when there is no choice or foreseeable way to be excluded? Instead of accepting it and making the best of it, will people become militant and elect to eliminate it from the earth? Will there be a battle for the earth between humans and girasas and will humans die for harboring this kingdom within them? Also, some people may have trouble in the event of change. Would it drive anyone crazy if their government and peers attempted to consider the opportunities given to us by girasas over the opportunity to live autonomous?"