(This is just so much fail, I had to put it up...and yes, the list unfortunately goes to Z.)
Christian Worldview Examiner's "ABCs of Evolution":
A - absurd, amusing, asinine. That theory of evolution that is trying to be passed off is pretty amusing if you think about it, absurd at best and down right asinine if you think about it too hard.
B - bull hockey, baloney, B.S. Baloney, I say. You expect me to believe that bull hockey. Evolution theory is nothing but B.S. from the getgo.
C - Cinderella, cute - Evolution reminds us of Cinderella - pumpkin seed (don't know where it's from) becomes pumpkin (don't know how that happened) then the pumpkin became a carriage (sans the fairy godmother, of course.)
D - Dipshit. Fundies remind me of dipshits - warped logic (don't know where it's from . . . oh yeah, the bible) becomes evangelical zealot (don't know how that happened . . . except that it's encouraged by Glenn Beck and others) then the zealot becomes a dipshit (sans the fairy GOD, of course).
ReplyDeleteanyone who strives to get top job actualy dont want to work just talk and comands big bucks so god is top job why we acuse him creating all this when he actualy subcontracted it as subies never clean site after work done you have all this asteroids and other junk floating around it was all about cost cutting.we are just begining to go globaly while god was going universaly long time ago and what a mess.praise the lord.why would somebody so good like god create something so bad like human who thinks he is god.
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