Monday, March 30, 2009

FAIL Super-saturation!


I have never seen so much FAIL so tightly packed together!

honest: "Well Dave, evolution is not a fact, it is still a theory. Until you can take a money and watch it turn into a human that you can call it a fact. Just because a few skulls have been found that seem to support the theory of evolution doesnt mean that it actually occured. For all we know it could have been different species of primates now extinct. If evoulution did occur why is it still not taking place today? As for separation of church and state the original meaning meant by the founders of our great nation was that we would not have a government mandated religion such as if found in some countries in the middle east. They in no way wanted God to be removed from government. Have you ever noticed that Congress starts everyday with a prayer? You Dave are the one who needs some educating. Both evolution and creationalism are theories. To be a fact you need irrefutable evidence which neither has. My best advice for you is to ask God yourself when you get to the other side. Unless of course you are an athiest that your just out of luck arent you"

Friday, March 20, 2009

O RLY? U FAIL!


HEY MIDDLE AMERICA (again...): "so do you think that the accepted big bang theory was evolution...it sounds just like the biblical accounts of creation"

Irreducibly FAIL...SQUARED!


Here's a double dose from a moron on Topix! Dor sho gha!

HEY MIDDLE AMERICA: "these silly questions are nothing but a diversion from the fact that you can't refute the statement that darinism cannot explai the irreducibly complex systems that make up cells and as such by darwin's own words:

" if one could find an organ or structure that could not have been formed by "numerous, successive, slight modifications," his "theory would absolutely break down" (Darwin 1859, 191).

and irreducibly complex systems are indeed a structure

so take up the challenge because so far nobody has ever produced a paper published in the jme that details how such complex systems were built using a darwinian framework"

HEY MIDDLE AMERICA: "that's not how it works...because the fable of evolution has stated that evolution of such irreducibly complex systems must occur for the theory to be valid it is up to the proponents of said fable to produce the needed proof to back it up...the mistake you and your ilk made was to prematurely declare evolution fact when it was never really proven in the first place"

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

QAPLAH SHO GHA!!!


Yep, the much talked about flying car is finally here. Terrafugia has manufactured a two-seater called the Transition. And, in 30 seconds, it can be transformed from an extremely ugly automobile into an honest-to-goodness plane that goes about 115 mph.

THE FAIL HURTS!!!


#14 is my favourite. BTW, that whole site is just filled with FAIL fun!

Missing Universe Museum: "Students, give this test to your teachers. When they fail it, ask them why they are teaching this nonsense! Teachers, give this test to your students if you really want them to know the truth about evolution! 1. Which evolved first, male or female?
2. How many millions of years elapsed between the first male and first female?
3. List at least 9 of the false assumptions made with radioactive dating methods.
4. Why hasn't any extinct creature re-evolved after millions of years?
5. Which came first: ...the eye, ...the eyelid, ...the eyebrow, ...the eye sockets, ...the eye muscles, ...the eye lashes, ...the tear ducts, ...the brain's interpretation of light?
6. How many millions of years between each in question 5?
7. If we all evolved from a common ancestor, why can't all the different species mate with one another and produce fertile offspring?
8. List any of the millions of creatures in just five stages of its evolution showing the progression of a new organ of any kind. When you have done this, you can collect the millions of dollars in rewards offered for proof of evolution!
9. Why is it that the very things that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are still missing?
10. Explain why something as complex as human life could happen by chance, but something as simple as a coin must have a creator. (Show your math solution.)
11. Why aren't any fossils or coal or oil being formed today?
12. List 50 vestigial or useless organs or appendages in the human body.
13. Why hasn't anyone collected the millions of dollars in rewards for proof of evolution?
14. If life began hundreds of millions of years ago, why is the earth still under populated?
15. Why hasn't evolution duplicated all species on all continents?"

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

FAIL Breeds FAIL


joe: "if you can cite a site whose perpose if to attack creactionist then any site posting is valid. People can start qouting the bible. Do you really think that talkorigins.org is a legit source? For that matter is any .org a legit source"

Monday, March 16, 2009

Just...no.



Brenda6: "The seven races cover the entire period of man's existence on the earth. We all know of dinosaurs today, but 100 years ago when Blavatsky wrote THE SECRET DOCTRINE, they were a rarity. The human kingdom began its descent into matter, so she reports, as an etheric race. The first race hovered above the earth which was then inhabited by dinosaurs. How were our physical bodies developed? "

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I know this technically isn't "Science Fail"...but...yeah.

Iowa-1, FAIL-0


Iowa Gives The Thumbs Down to the Discovery Institute:


The “Evolution Academic Freedom Act,” based on the model language promoted by the Discovery Institute, never even made it out of the relevant subcommittee in the Iowa legislature.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Science AND Math FAIL!


Todd Wood: "Anyone who knows me at all knows that I break down creationist biology into four main components: design, natural evil, systematics, speciation, and biogeography."
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(How many components did YOU count? BONG!!!)

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Take this FAIL and shove it!


Barb: "For ID evidence: how do we get the sexes, sexual reproduction, organs, self-healing skin, hearts that beat for a lifetime without any external energy source, our computer-like brains, our eyes and the ability to see colors?"

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Scientific defense FAIL!


This entire article is chock-full of FAIL, but the good old "Second Law of Thermodynamics Fail" might be one of my most favorite of all time. (BTW, it's called "the sun", ignoramus.)

Edward N. Chase: "The Second Law of Thermodynamics is often stated as the law of increasing entropy: "A natural process always takes place in such a direction as to cause an increase in the entropy of the universe." (John Williams, "Modern Physics," Page 210). The effect of this law is that unless there is a purposeful source of energy operating in a system, the various parts, molecules, etc., become less and less organized and more and more random."

Monday, March 9, 2009

Yes, there really are this many people that FAIL at biology


voicecrying: "If Genesis is true, we are descendants of an incestuous relationship. However, if evolution is true, we are descendants of a bestial relationship - the first man/woman to evolve had to mate with a sub-human (i.e. beast) partner of the opposite sex."

Monday, March 2, 2009

Fooled you!


Ha ha! Still updating! There is too much science fail to stop at Iowa retardation! LOOK!

happypioneer: "IS EVOLUTION REALLY SCIENTIFIC, THEN EXPLAIN THIS- The "scientific method" is as follows: Observe what happens: based on those observations, form a theory as to what may be true; test the theory by further observations and by experiments; and watch to see if the predictions based on the theory are fulfilled. Is this the method followed by those who believe in and teach evolution? Hardly, if they did, they would be able to explain and provide scientific evidence about how the first cell was nutured. Until science can prove this EVOLUTION IS JUST A THEORY. AND SCIENTIST CAN NOT EXPLAIN THIS IN ANY SCIENTIC WAY.(EVOLUTION FACT---------NOT YET)."